Bandwidth

Ah lovely, another task to look at. A problem to solve. I love troubleshooting, I do. It's my bread and butter. The sort of thing I'd do even if I wasn't working. A sad techie hobby.

Ping, open, scroll... scroll... Fuck off!

Just because you couldn't string two sentences together before and now you think you're fucking Shakespeare doesn't mean I'm going to understand that shit you've just sprayed all over my screen.

Seriously, won't somebody think of the poor cunt that has to read that fucking dissertation of goo you just spunked out?

Bet you didn't even fucking read it yourself, did you? AI-generated bollocks. But you expect me to read, understand, consider and reply?

Fuck off.

"Oh, AI can do 200 hours of human work in 3ms!"

Great. Let it do the fucking work then. Let it set my fucking tasks. If a human wants me to do the work, ask me as a fucking human. I understand human!

It's like plugging a 100G QSFP28 into a 9-pin serial port and expecting them to communicate at light speed.

There's a bandwidth discrepancy, dickhead!

Think on!